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The longer I procrastinate on returning phone calls and emails, the more guilty I feel about it. The guilt I feel causes me to avoid the issue further, which only leads to more guilt and more procrastination. It gets to the point where I don’t email someone for fear of reminding them that they emailed me and thus giving them a reason to be disappointed in me.

Hyperbole and a Half, “This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult” (via styckywycket)

    (via wednesday-d)

Yeah, your parents beg for you to explain it to them so they can understand; you try, and they go STOP LYING AND MAKING EXCUSES.

(via misandrwitch)

neurowall:

please help me

neurowall:

please help me

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I HOPE THIS HELPS. <3

I am not very good at tutorials, but I tried. ;u;

(Edit: OK EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

not-pizza:

My idol

not-pizza:

My idol

anmeichan:

I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE THUGGEST PICTURE OF PIKACHU

anmeichan:

I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE THUGGEST PICTURE OF PIKACHU

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

imoverthinkingitagain:

taelus:

the last two frames of this kill me

I will reblog this forever.

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

lambslide:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

that’s a metaphoré

"so, what made you want to become a doctor?"

well, i’ve always been allergic to apples and